little j's jokes

Keep in mind that little j is four years old . . . .

Q. Why didn't the walls say anything to each other?
A. Because walls don't have mouths!

(After little j told this one Big J had a discussion about inappropriate jokes)

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Penis
Penis who?
Penis eyeball

(good that she knows correct anatomy terminology -- not good that she uses it in jokes!)

And the last one....not so much a joke, but damn funny, I thought Big J was going to spit his food out when she said it.

The set up: Lately little j has been giving us hugs during dinner. On this particular day Big J had a day off (thanks federal government) and yes we took advantage of having the house to ourselves all day. The following conversation took place later that evening at dinner.

little j as she hugs Big J: What do I smell like?
Big J: little girl
little j: you smell like old beaver

OH MY GOD!