Sunday, September 28, 2008

An Open Letter to the Tooth Fairy

Dear Tooth Fairy,

little j is always very excited when you visit and she loves the quarters and charms that you leave in exchange for her teeth. Big J and I, on the other hand, are a little perplexed by your actions.

It seems that instead of actually taking the teeth to store them in your tooth warehouse you have left them in a box in our bedroom. We now have six teeth and we are unsure what to do with them. Are we supposed to keep them? Is it acceptable to throw them away? Would little j want them when she is an adult? Perhaps we should have them bronzed for her charm bracelet. Or maybe she should include one with her college application. (It happens. Once when I was opening the mail in the admissions office a tooth, a molar to be exact, fell out of the envelope. Ewwwww!)

Please let us know what our responsibility is in this venture because we just aren't quite sure.

Eagerly awaiting your fairy judgment,
That Girl & Big J

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