Two more reasons . . .

why grading papers in a coffee shop without earbuds is a bad idea:

The coffee slurper across from me. I would understand (or be more tolerant) if the coffee were hot, but he's drinking iced coffee. And it's not a little slurp, it's a disgusting giant slurp. Every. Single. Time.

The ridiculous 80s emo music. Yes, I liked it in high school and early in college when I was full of angst (ahhh.....angst). But now, not so much.

Bonus (well, not really): Second dude across from me continuously picking at his zit. And then flicking something on the floor. GROSS!