Two administrative professionals discussing the new payroll system:
Admin 1: "I told him, again, he needed to get approval online. It's like, you are a grad student aren't you?"
Admin 2: "Well, it is common sense."
Admin 1: "I guess they are just book smart."
Admin 2: "I don't want to have anything to do with 'book smart.' Give me common sense any day."
Really? 'Cause you work at a university.