September 19...it must be Talk Like A Pirate Day! To celebrate here's a couple pirate jokes to pass along to unsuspecting landlubbers:
(For more pirate humor check out Pirate Jokes)
Q: What movies do pirates like the best?
A: Movies rated aaaarg!
Q: Why don't pirates play sports?
A: There is no AYE in team!
Q: Why was the pirate's butt so big?
A: He kept stealing everyones' booty!
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.
The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
"Arrr......" says the pirate, "I've got a bounty on me head."
Q: Why is pirating addictive?
A: They say once ye loose your first hand ye get hooked!
Q: How many pirate jokes are lame?
A: Most of them ARRRR!
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